10 Unique Christmas Jumpers You’ll Actually Want to Wear

Christmas jumpers.

Whether you love them or hate them, at this time of year you really can’t escape them.

So rather than just heading to Primark and getting the same one as everyone else this year, it’s time to let your true Christmas spirit shine with these unique (sometimes stylish, sometimes not so stylish) Christmas jumpers that you’ll actually want to wear.

Well, maybe not all of them. But at least you won’t be matching Pam from accounts payable again.

1. OK Ladies, Now Let’s Get in Formation

For all my fellow Beyhive members out there, this is the Christmas jumper for you. Everyone loves a good Christmas pun, but a Beyoncé Christmas pun? Flawless.

Buy it here for £13.21 (fair warning: the shipping is more than the jumper, but I couldn’t find one in the UK and it was too good not to include)

Also, Brendan, please buy me this for Christmas. Mkay, thanks.

2. For the hipsters

Are ironic Christmas jumpers so last year? Have they lost their hipsterness? If you think so, you need this post ironic Christmas jumper, that’s actually pretty darned stylish.

Perfect for the hard-to-buy-for hipster in your life.

Buy it here for £26

3. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

And the second best way is to wear an Elf-themed Christmas jumper. Elf is my favourite movie. Not my favourite Christmas movie: my favourite movie. It never fails to make me laugh, cry and cheer on Buddy during his various misdemeanours.

Don’t be a cotton-headed ninny muggins. Buy this excellent jumper here for £29.73 (ish. Depends on the exchange rate).

4. State the obvious

Not content complaining about the cold? Make sure everyone knows how you feel about winter (and get a great Christmas song stuck in your head at the same time) in this pretty little sweatshirt.

Buy it here for £29.95

Bonus: it’s relevant from about October through till March, so you’ll get more wear out of it than your average Christmas jumper.

5. Christmas is coming

Ah, I miss Game of Thrones. But in the absence of new episodes, you can remind everyone that Christmas is coming with this pun-tastic jumper that’s also hideous. But in the best possible way, obvs.

Get it here for £30

6. For anyone afraid of Christmas jumpers

This one’s for the cheats out there – for those of you who do Christmas half-heartedly.

I judge you, but I’ve also got your back. This leather stag silhouette jumper is actually just a great addition to your wardrobe whether you’re feeling festive or not.

Grinches, head here to order yours (and out-style the rest of us) for £40.

7. Don’t be too Sirius

I mean…a Harry Potter reference entwined with a Home Alone reference? I’ll take one in EVERY COLOUR!

Accio jumper (or purchase it online here for £18.99)

You might also like: Magical Christmas at Hogwarts

8. These are a few of my favourite things

There are so many things I love about Christmas, but snow days, hot chocolates, woolly hats and big jumpers are up there with the best of them.

This Christmas jumper will also last beyond December 25 (as will the hot chocolates, of course)

Buy it here for £29

9. Christmas rapping…

I had to include at least one truly hideous Christmas jumper in this list, in case you have a competition and the rest are too darned cute.

So yeah, I have nothing else to say about this one except that if you want it, it can be yours for the low, low price of £18.99.

10. I’m quite fawned of this one

Sorry about the awful pun. Not really, I love an awful pun!

Not really a Christmas jumper as such, it still has a festive theme and will hopefully get a chuckle from anyone who, like me, appreciates a bit of winter wordplay.

Get yours here for £18.50

Do you adore Christmas jumpers, or despise them? Would you wear any of these?

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